Inventory
   Four be the things I am wiser to know:
Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.

Four be the things I’d been better without:
Love, intelligence, depression, and doubt.

Three be the things I shall never attain:
Money, content, and sufficient champagne.

Three be the things I shall have till I die:
Laughter and hope and a sock in the eye.