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"The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates"

• Rule #1: Pillage, then burn.
• Rule #2: A Sergeant in motion outranks a Lieutenant who doesn't know what's going on.
• Rule #3: An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks EVERYBODY.
• Rule #4: Close air support covereth a multitude of sins.
• Rule #5: Close air support and friendly fire should be easier to tell apart.
• Rule #6: If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
• Rule #8: Mockery and derision have their place. Usually, it's on the far side of the airlock.
• Rule #9: Never turn your back on an enemy.
• Rule #10: Sometimes the only way out is through...through the hull
• Rule #11: Everything is air-droppable at least once
• Rule #12: A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.
• Rule #13: Do unto others.
• Rule #16: Your name is in the mouth of others: be sure it has teeth.
• Rule #27: Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence.
• Rule #29: The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy, no more, no less.
• Rule #30: A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
• Rule #31: Only cheaters prosper.
• Rule #34: If you're leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun.
• Rule #35: That which does not kill you has made a tactical error.
• Rule #36: When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support.
• Rule #37: There is no "overkill". There is only "open fire" and "I need to reload